MINISTRY OF SCIENCE & DEFENSE
This missive is to be distributed to all Confederation Captains.
Information marked in this is on a need to know basis. Captains retain discretionary latitudes.
Be advised, a new THREAT of UNKNOWN POTENTIAL has been detected within the Western Sector. Multiple reports concerning beings of unknown providence have been received. Beings are bilateral in symmetry, of seemingly simian ancestry, walk upright, possess two opposable thumbs, and seem to be much like squat and furred versions of ourselves. Most have been sighted in agricultural tunnels, sulfur extraction complexes, and some few have even invaded personal homes. These strange creatures are considered VERY DANGEROUS. Some reports suggest the creatures appear spontaneously in bursts of wide spectrum electromagnetic radiation.
Unbelievably these creatures and all their possessions seem to reflect visible light outside of the 560-600nm range! Visible light at frequencies once only viewed in deep space and laboratory conditions has been recorded on 8 separate occasions in the past month alone!
THIS THREAT IS TO BE TREATED WITH EXTREME CAUTION.
EVACUATE CITIZENRY WHEN SIGHTED.
ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE A REPRESENTATIVE NUMBER.
DISCARD THE REMAINING THREATS.
Reports indicate the creatures are now affecting crude disguises. Be aware of the following unknown words which are associated with the creatures: Color, Blue, Red, Green, and Free.
ALL CITIZENS NOT KNOWN TO YOU MUST PRESENT THEIR CONFEDERATION PAPERS.
THE YELLOW ONE SALUTES YOU IN YOUR UNENDING DUTIES.
MAY HIS MAJESTY NEVER FROWN!