Thursday, January 8, 2015

high risk, high yield ventures

Brave Souls Requested!
Exciting and Exclusive Opportunities for Employment.

 Familiarity with a broad array of weapons and spelunking experience is preferred.
 A world of untold riches awaits. Reasonable terms offered on transportation to previously     surveyed sites. Guaranteed returns in the form of gold, topaz, citrine and other valuable   minerals.
 Opportunities for initial surveyance of new locales also available. Your success is Our success.
 Those interested may inquire at the Offices of Branden Gnomi, on the corner of Rucker and Main.

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